Such a pure moment
there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell
mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense
don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it
it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald
did you know e.t. had a last name?
a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog
luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest
when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…
that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger
use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face
peekaboo for adults
Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?
how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you
a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast