ET drops the microphone [home]

ET drops the microphone [home]

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

spitting venom

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

time to cry!

wasted gems

the math adds up

the math adds up

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

did he do it?

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right