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two people i hope to never see in public

two people i hope to never see in public
praise the volume
praise the volume
glass? slap. ghost? slap.
glass? slap. ghost? slap.
toy stores aren’t museums…
toy stores aren’t museums…
beauty and the bleed
beauty and the bleed
airshow’s newest diva
airshow’s newest diva
the ghost of pasta…plate costs $80 still
the ghost of pasta…plate costs $80 still
flavor of frustration
flavor of frustration
meat the locals
meat the locals
spill the tea or leave
spill the tea or leave
This autumn on Hallmark: “The Vampire Next Door”
This autumn on Hallmark: “The Vampire Next Door”
one mic, many tales
one mic, many tales
welcome to trash castle… don’t touch anything
welcome to trash castle… don’t touch anything
sniffer of nonsense
sniffer of nonsense
monsieur, maybe next year
monsieur, maybe next year
emotionally unstable but open
emotionally unstable but open
B+R+O+G+L+E
B R O G L E
Hope+I+get+hired.
Hope I get hired.
Anatomical+makeup.
Anatomical makeup.
Sigmund+Freud+rolled+over+in+his+mothers+grave.
Sigmund Freud rolled over in his mothers grave.
Join the conversation
S+as+in+Straight.
S as in Straight.
Good+not+great+boy.
Good not great boy.
Hamsters+are+silly.
Hamsters are silly.
Old+but+spooky
Old but spooky
Why+Fall+is+Fall
Why Fall is Fall
Code+Red.
Code Red.
Humpback+whale+speaks+Unicorn.
Humpback whale speaks Unicorn.
On+my+way+to+a+Boy+Scout+camp+I+met+Lil+Pump+he+was+high+and+thought+I+was+in+the+military
On my way to a Boy Scout camp I met Lil Pump he was high and thought I was in the military