In 1974, the mummy of pharaoh Ramesses II was issued a valid Egyptian passport (nearly three millennia after his death) so that he could fly to Paris.
looks like he could fit a few more in there
she who denied it definitely supplied it
I’m just gonna use the elevator
don’t try it
the modern remake has nothing on the original
just look around
she’s also allergic to humor
now i do
i wish i was a frog chilling on a leaf
is that a napkin on her head?
crimes against food are punishable by death
you can if they’re toxic
not now, gary
never trust a man with a sweet baby rays book stop
i got you, bro
Was the present the mat?
there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind
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a billion dollar idea
how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?
*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*
Grandma with the truth bomb