Shredding cheese.

Cuddle slut.

Never trust a button.

Never trust a button.

Friendly reminder to play the piano for your kijje. – Anthony Hopkins, probably.

Friendly reminder to play the piano for your kijje. – Anthony Hopkins, probably.

Dogs just wanna have fun.

Dogs just wanna have fun.

Choose your weapon wisely.

Choose your weapon wisely.

Hmm… maybe I don’t feel like stealing after all…

Hmm… maybe I don’t feel like stealing after all…

Gonna be drowning in diabetus.

Gonna be drowning in diabetus.

Venice, lately.

Venice, lately.

The fat controller cares.

The fat controller cares.

PSA: It is important to walk your flop-eared good boys, too.

PSA: It is important to walk your flop-eared good boys, too.

Such an ass for attention.

Such an ass for attention.

California Science Center giving the rats a tour of a lifetime.

California Science Center giving the rats a tour of a lifetime.

We all have a job to do.

We all have a job to do.

United we win.

Displaced, suddenly.

Displaced, suddenly.