We started working on this road ten years ago. It’s been tough but I have to say we are pleased with our progress so far.

Ban teleprompters!

$35,000 computer that probably won’t even run Chex Quest.

My posterity will not forget this generosity…

Elmo need a tickle?

Let the journalists journal.

*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*

There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.

The vampires are doing science.

Cowboys like us.

What an interesting predicament.

👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.

You literally can make that up, Joey.

She mad.

Bearly broke a sweat.

Gets me every time…