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Owls have such long legs

Owls have such long legs
But is there beer in the fridge?
But is there beer in the fridge?
The Grim Reality
The Grim Reality
Pollution
Pollution
Family keeps asking what I want for the holidays
Family keeps asking what I want for the holidays
When I Hear Someone Doesn’t Like Star Wars
When I Hear Someone Doesn’t Like Star Wars
When Your Girlfriend Notices You Have A Sweatshirt
When Your Girlfriend Notices You Have A Sweatshirt
The Beginning of Something Beautiful?
The Beginning of Something Beautiful?
Tiny Elephant In The Snow
Tiny Elephant In The Snow
I understand that UPS is very busy this time of year, but at least try and deliver my packages
I understand that UPS is very busy this time of year, but at least try and deliver my packages
Swiss and their nuclear fallout shelters
Swiss and their nuclear fallout shelters
Exterminate Christmas
Exterminate Christmas
Elephant with dwarfism, about 5ft tall and fully grown
Elephant with dwarfism, about 5ft tall and fully grown
Why Did You Send That?
Why Did You Send That?
What fashion companies try to sell men…
What fashion companies try to sell men…
Donald Trump logic
Donald Trump logic
Reverse+is+a+DLC%26%238230%3B
Reverse is a DLC…
Just+twin+things.
Just twin things.
Waking+a+cat+is+equal+to+30+years+of+mediocre+karma.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
The+reboot+has+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B+%5Bright+to+left%5D
The reboot has a different vibe to it… [right to left]
Join the conversation
WHY+DON%26%238217%3BT+YOU+WANT+HIM
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
Sentient+mouths.
Sentient mouths.
I+would+listen+to+the+Billy+Buscemi+crossover.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
Oh+so+you%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+read+while+you%26%238217%3Bre+here%3F
Oh so you’d like to read while you’re here?
I+think+your+dad+is+just+worried+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+take+care+of+yourself%2C+either+way.
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+rhetoric+2020.
Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.
The+thing+about+war+is%2C+it+makes+no+got+dam+sense.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.