Marilyn Manson literally looks like a fusion of michael cera and professor snape without his signature makeup and hair dye.

Marilyn Manson literally looks like a fusion of michael cera and professor snape without his signature makeup and hair dye.

Volunteers cooked 46 turkey and trimmings yesterday to be served to ~800 less fortunate guests.

Volunteers cooked 46 turkey and trimmings yesterday to be served to ~800 less fortunate guests.

Apparently somebody likes to eat shoes.

Apparently somebody likes to eat shoes.

No one calls her until they need something

No one calls her until they need something

Police found a homing pigeon carrying 200 ecstasy pills in a little backpack.

Police found a homing pigeon carrying 200 ecstasy pills in a little backpack.

I love Costco also.

I love Costco also.

Got my girlfriend a new book.

Got my girlfriend a new book.

If Marvel movies were cast in the 90’s

If Marvel movies were cast in the 90’s

Under[standing] bites.

Under[standing] bites.

We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com

We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com

Good cop bad cop.

Good cop bad cop.

Why an international men’s day?

Why an international men’s day?

31 years has a price, apparently.

31 years has a price, apparently.

Beethoven was a genius.

Beethoven was a genius.

The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth

The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth

Stop it with the pressure, peers…

Stop it with the pressure, peers…