this security cat looks like he’s seen some things

this security cat looks like he's seen some things

Writers, take note.

Writers, take note.

I would watch this Gisney adaptation.

I would watch this Gisney adaptation.

Thanks, Jackie. Agree bigly. Outstanding man, this one.

Thanks, Jackie. Agree bigly. Outstanding man, this one.

Hello. Is it Mr. Handsome you’re looking for…

Hello. Is it Mr. Handsome you’re looking for…

Your welcome.

Don’t eat the chicken…

Don’t eat the chicken…

It really can be that simple.

It really can be that simple.

Swords are the obvious solution.

Swords are the obvious solution.

This is absurd, honestly.

This is absurd, honestly.

It’s almost my favorite time of new year…

It’s almost my favorite time of new year…

Seed the world.

Seed the world.

I can’t HEEEAAR you! – Gov’t probably.

I can’t HEEEAAR you! – Gov’t probably.

This is a thing, apparently.

This is a thing, apparently.

Meeska, Mooska…

Meeska, Mooska…

I could live in this simulation…

I could live in this simulation…