pathetic worm

My mom told me not to post my proposal pic on Facebook because she’s ashamed of me… I want the world to see!

60% of the time, it works every time.

I hate the future.

Words from mom.

Everyone deserves a second chance

Illuminatea – Steep all day.

"we’ll be there some time between 8am and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

That was a quick test

Latest photo of Jupiter from the Juno spacecraft

Poor kitters just had a small thirst. 🐱🌊

You’re a good person, Professor.

I always see beauty in others… who are at least 6’3

Compliments explained

Fun with bees.

Trump and Nixon would have made a beautiful baby together.