Don’t drink alone…?

Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

I feel mislead.

#BanChildren

Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.

Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.

If you give a capybara a goat…

Friend shaped

Gotta catch ’em all.

lil wood

Before alarm clocks were affordable, ‘knocker-ups’ were used to wake people early in the morning. UK, around 1900

Why would you do that?

Purely Professional

Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

My greatest fear