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Power check.

Power check.
cold-blooded girl stealers
cold-blooded girl stealers
im the richest in the world
im the richest in the world
we all have a werewolf’s kidney
we all have a werewolf’s kidney
earie
earie
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Soul (May 13)
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Soul (May 13)
10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand
10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand
a worthy rival
a worthy rival
mind yo business
mind yo business
if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions
if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions
this story could be published in ANY local paper
this story could be published in ANY local paper
every need fulfilled
every need fulfilled
my school play casting director was right…
my school play casting director was right…
*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*
*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*
“putting the lay in slayyyed”
“putting the lay in slayyyed”
*ping* *clank* *crunkle*
*ping* *clank* *crunkle*
The+answer+seems+obvious
The answer seems obvious
Clickity+click%2C+clickity+click
Clickity click, clickity click
That+was+unexpected
That was unexpected
because+i%26%238217%3Bm+a+normal+person
because i’m a normal person
Join the conversation
eat%2C+sleep%2C+ignore%2C+repeat
eat, sleep, ignore, repeat
%26%238230%3B+in+the+pros%26%238217%3B+column
… in the pros’ column
%26%238230%3B+with+a+louisville+slugger
… with a louisville slugger
the+circle+of+%26%238220%3Bawww+crap%26%238221%3B
the circle of “awww crap”
What+is+a+%26%238220%3Bdisappointed+vampire+noise%2C%26%238221%3B+exactly%3F
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
the+biggest+little+pupper+in+the+park
the biggest little pupper in the park
gator+melted+like+ice+cream
gator melted like ice cream
Nope.+I%26%238217%3Bm+moo-ving+out
Nope. I’m moo-ving out