Eventually Florida will have no choice
new life motto
i need more popcorn
I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk
make it stop
this is me
name a more iconic ford
clark kent – click bait artist
i’d prefer the cupcake
never trust l’otters
i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too
grandparents have more fun
elementary school trauma revisited
i’m canceling my subscription
I never thought about it that way.
what can pixar give feelings to next?
Monty Python team quotes in my copy of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Dad, tell me about 2016
The oldest known wheelie caught on tape, 1936
Join the conversation
Selfies in Space
Take a deep breath, Mike.
It could be worse.
Park better. Pass it on.
The circle of love
Obama at his first State of the Union Address and his last one
When the Mugshot fits the crime
The cringe is everywhere