choose wisely

what are you gonna be for halloween this year?

you’re not you when you’re hungry

deliciously preserved

so fast it became one with the wood

thanks for your opinion no one asked for

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would buy all their albums

raging bull

paw patrol

when your unfinished business is that you didn’t read all the books you wanted to

corgi ship

come back with a warrant!

Taylor Swift still hates john mayer and other memes and tweets about ‘midnights!”

never trust the living

mcdonald’s released a happy meal for adults and the response has been… interesting