every collector is different in their own special way

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you

if you were curious

if you were curious

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

is this real or photoshopped?

is this real or photoshopped?

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken