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every. single. windows. update.

You’re not especially lazy…
You’re not especially lazy…
The saddest cat in the world.
The saddest cat in the world.
This is my resume now…
This is my resume now…
Literally too stupid to insult.
Literally too stupid to insult.
A sweater for a real man.
A sweater for a real man.
I will erase you…
I will erase you…
There, there human.
There, there human.
Sorry to interrupt you, tiny human.
Sorry to interrupt you, tiny human.
Daddy, I want a pony!
Daddy, I want a pony!
Sony Stahp!
Sony Stahp!
300% mortality rate.
300% mortality rate.
Bacon is the Duct tape of food.
Bacon is the Duct tape of food.
High caliber bacon.
High caliber bacon.
Parenting – you’re doing it right.
Parenting – you’re doing it right.
Cake of Thrones.
Cake of Thrones.
I+ship+it%26%238230%3B
I ship it…
Intense+cosplay.
Intense cosplay.
I%26%238217%3Bll+take+two%2C+please.
I’ll take two, please.
Are+we+the+baddies%26%238230%3B%3F
Are we the baddies…?
Join the conversation
We+summon+Poseidon%2C+son+of+Cronus+and+Rhea%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+captive+birbs%2C+probably.
We summon Poseidon, son of Cronus and Rhea… – captive birbs, probably.
A+rooster+wrote+this.
A rooster wrote this.
I+should+really+stop+picking+my+knose.
I should really stop picking my knose.
%2Agoes+postal%2A
*goes postal*
Can+you+feel+it%3F
Can you feel it?
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+cadence+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different cadence to it…
%2Aguttural+snort%2A
*guttural snort*
Have+a+Friday.
Have a Friday.