everyone named for maximum merchandise

somebody stop me before it’s too late

somebody stop me before it’s too late

bring back classic coke

bring back classic coke

getting that mcticket

getting that mcticket

yes, we really are that dense

yes, we really are that dense

this should work on anyone

this should work on anyone

it takes commitment to be this heinous

it takes commitment to be this heinous

we’re all just mobile meat vessels if you really think about it

we’re all just mobile meat vessels if you really think about it

i know

because you named her mozzarella

because you named her mozzarella

has there ever been a more wholesome photo?

has there ever been a more wholesome photo?

it’s tuesday

my mortal enemy

my mortal enemy

i would die

they removed the best parts!

they removed the best parts!

run