…well played.

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

What year is it?!

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Perfect camouflage

You don’t want this, girl.

Maine Coon papa’s

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Most important meal of the afterlife

He’s not wrong

When your mom calls you pretty.

Work smarter not harder.

Please do not actually kill people.

Play Football With Me, Father!

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see