1920: we’ll have flying cars by 2020… 2020:

1920: we'll have flying cars by 2020... 2020:

did he do it?

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

the math adds up

the math adds up

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

beyond offensive

beyond offensive

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

trojan pigeon

time to cry!

wasted gems

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod