life finds a way
…I am not a racist and I did nothing wrong. – Business Owner
A bulldozer falling through the sea ice in Antarctica. RIP In Ice.
It sheds the meat.
Computers have changed a lil’ bit.
You will miss one hundred percent of the shots you do not take.
The timing is impeccable. #bernonedown
Here is a matte black aeroplane.
Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!
I just want someone to look at me like this man looks at his flannel.
What is thot, anyway?
If you’re going to be a jerk, consider not leaving the house.
You are not dead until you are warm and dead, essentially.
Before you marry a person…
Fun is a relative term…
I don’t smoke dope…
Today you learned how dogs really drink water.
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Welcome to Hotel Hell
Dealing with college stress.
Man’s got a point…
How my New Year’s resolution is turning out…
Gandalf is kind of a dick