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The Matrix Reimagined

The Matrix Reimagined
this story deserves an a+
this story deserves an a+
and don’t even think about using the microwave!
and don’t even think about using the microwave!
Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?
Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?
villains don’t need exercise
villains don’t need exercise
Not again, John!
Not again, John!
check liver light
check liver light
we drove out of lubrication
we drove out of lubrication
it’s the thrill of the fight
it’s the thrill of the fight
this is incredible
this is incredible
i hope this statue goes viral!
i hope this statue goes viral!
the right wing effect
the right wing effect
where are my socks, hooman???
where are my socks, hooman???
*pretends to answer phone*
*pretends to answer phone*
it became one with the tree
it became one with the tree
no regrets
no regrets
Leaked+phone+hack+from+Daenerys+of+the+House+Targaryen%2C+the+First+of+Her+Name%2C+The+Unburnt%2C+Queen+of+the+Andals%2C+the+Rhoynar+and+the+First+Men%2C+Queen+of+Meereen%2C+Khaleesi+of+the+Great+Grass+Sea%2C+Protector+of+the+Realm%2C+Lady+Regnant+of%26%238230%3B
Leaked phone hack from Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of…
A+student+asked+me+about+experimenting+on+embryos+for+genetic+engineering.
A student asked me about experimenting on embryos for genetic engineering.
Lesbian+aunt+is+a+bad+example.
Lesbian aunt is a bad example.
What+do+I+do+now%2C+even.
What do I do now, even.
Join the conversation
Chief+Vitamin+Water+surveys+his+domain
Chief Vitamin Water surveys his domain
The+classic+Finnish+hundred+pack.
The classic Finnish hundred pack.
Cue+the+Travis+Tritt
Cue the Travis Tritt
Why+God+make+women+pretty+dumb.
Why God make women pretty dumb.
ESPN+at+it%26%238217%3Bs+best.
ESPN at it’s best.
The+mighty+lion+chooses+it%26%238217%3Bs+prey.
The mighty lion chooses it’s prey.
History+lesson+time%2C+Ben
History lesson time, Ben
When+your+BFF+literally+lives+next+door%26%238230%3B+%C3%B0%C5%B8%C2%90%C2%B6%C3%A2%C2%9D%C2%A4%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F
When your BFF literally lives next door… 🐶❤️