When a supervillain retires to the suburbs

What an interesting predicament.

Ask for Mr. Durdin

Give witches a chance.

She mad.

Limited edition Christopher Walkin freezer.

War is Hell.

$35,000 computer that probably won’t even run Chex Quest.

There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.

Bearly broke a sweat.

You literally can make that up, Joey.

Vote locally.

Oh lorde, here we go again…

The toast is a lie.

Let the journalists journal.

GARLIC TOASTED