Reverse Dad joke.

My body is ready

Is he alright?

It’s an emotional decision.

I was told there would be robot overlords…?

My sweet aunt doesn’t recognize the infamous Wet Bandits from the movie Home Alone

The golden age of television.

When you join the cast of GOT and realize a gruesome death is imminent…

Look at me I’m a dog.

The content of this Ancient Egyptian tablet from the 18th century BC is a student’s essay – you can see mistakes corrected in red by his teacher

One pillowcase has been used nearly everyday for 40 years. The other has been in a closet.

Coffee is good though.

Evolution wrecks homes.

The saddest goodbye

It burns really bad.

Cat’s trained to ring bells for food wearing pumpkin hats…