Do not let the doors know their power.

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

Use the black arts wisely.

Friendly reminder to move on.

When NASA engineers get bored…

Recycling 2020…

Good riddance, John.

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

Begin by slamming your fists on the podium…

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

Cheap entertainment!

We don’t need a vaccine for this one…

Cats keep it pretty simple…

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.