You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Youtube trying to be sassy
Kids are entertained easier than you think.
It’s not you, it’s me.
Sweden keeping Russian submarines at gay
Castle in a lake, Italy.
Hello Mr. Malk.
Welp, seeya later.
good kitty kitty.
Suddenly reminded about your student loans…
The IRS is people too!
Please pupper, do the do do outside…