Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!
always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact
astrology for coworkers
always practice safe porking
you won’t like me when i’m more angry
this should be interesting
there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel
welcome to jurassic park!
stab the crab
dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch
can finally write a novel
gonna need to buy a whole new bed
and now he’s just committed to the bit