Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!

Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

astrology for coworkers

astrology for coworkers

always practice safe porking

always practice safe porking

you won’t like me when i’m more angry

you won’t like me when i’m more angry

cry harder

this should be interesting

this should be interesting

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

welcome to jurassic park!

welcome to jurassic park!

stab the crab

challenge accepted

challenge accepted

squirrel art

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

can finally write a novel

can finally write a novel

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

and now he’s just committed to the bit

and now he’s just committed to the bit