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Explains a lot

Explains a lot
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
now your kids can suffer just like you!
now your kids can suffer just like you!
life hack
life hack
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
try saying that five times fast!
try saying that five times fast!
a good place to sit
a good place to sit
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need
not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need
he’s lived through every injury
he’s lived through every injury
they’ll definitely grow back
they’ll definitely grow back
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
they really hate the moon
they really hate the moon
death by roomba army
death by roomba army
right swipe
right swipe