When you know the end is near…
there’s beauty in the broken
tavern getting turnt
putting this insult in my back pocket for future use
i got this duck
it was a message we all needed to hear
i have e-mail!
she woke up and chose botany
How contractions function in the English language
what’s your best “bookmark?”
from dreams to reality
soggy bacon brain
poor man’s jurassic park
let the hate fuel you
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David Lynch could be an optimistic optometrist.
OK but what is your dating life like?
Don’t you dare speak to my best friend like that…
Join the conversation
Kyle why are you licking your flesh wound?
Whomst is asking?
Microsoft Windows crashing on the ISS.
McDonald’s’ in New Zealand are in old airplanes.
Worth it every time…
Get bricked on.
Restrain thyself, Father…