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armani is metal

armani is metal
Really cute story.
Really cute story.
The part-time barista.
The part-time barista.
Princess troll.
Princess troll.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Get paid to touch your junk.
YES, THIS IS DOG.
YES, THIS IS DOG.
Oh great, I left it at home!
Oh great, I left it at home!
I can relate.
I can relate.
Yep…
Yep…
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
The American dream.
The American dream.
Engrish.
Engrish.
Why YOU shouldn’t grab your crotch.
Why YOU shouldn’t grab your crotch.
Satin rulez.
Satin rulez.
Calories.
Calories.
Why+was+there+only+one+set+of+footprints%3F
Why was there only one set of footprints?
Japanese+vs.+American.
Japanese vs. American.
Feeling+cute+in+a+new+outfit%26%238230%3B
Feeling cute in a new outfit…
You+need+some+ice+for+that%3F
You need some ice for that?
Join the conversation
Wizard+Liquor.
Wizard Liquor.
Sleeping%3A+expectation+vs.+reality.
Sleeping: expectation vs. reality.
World+map+in+currencies.
World map in currencies.
We+are+all+tied.
We are all tied.
Hanging+with+our+married+friends%26%238230%3B
Hanging with our married friends…
Should+you+trust+a+Yelp+review%3F
Should you trust a Yelp review?
Look%26%238217%3Bs+Like+We+Got+Ourselves+a+Canadian+Stand-off
Look’s Like We Got Ourselves a Canadian Stand-off
Barking+saved+my+family+from+being+sucked+into+a+vacuum%2C+and+stopped+the+neighbors+cat+from+stealing+my+bone
Barking saved my family from being sucked into a vacuum, and stopped the neighbors cat from stealing my bone