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Recently divorced.

Recently divorced.
Awesome Texas BBQ
Awesome Texas BBQ
I fought a war for you…
I fought a war for you…
Toilet paper art.
Toilet paper art.
Giving birth wasn’t so bad.
Giving birth wasn’t so bad.
Kim Jong Un discovers the world
Kim Jong Un discovers the world
Eat a snickers
Eat a snickers
We are worth more
We are worth more
I love this time of year.
I love this time of year.
Public transportation is a jerk.
Public transportation is a jerk.
I finally managed to get that song out of my head
I finally managed to get that song out of my head
I NEED TO STOP SMOKING!!
I NEED TO STOP SMOKING!!
Good night.
Good night.
I choose cremation.
I choose cremation.
I want to lick you…
I want to lick you…
WELL HARRY?!
WELL HARRY?!
When+I+read+a+good+Facebook+post%26%238230%3B
When I read a good Facebook post…
Meanwhile%2C+in+Japan%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile, in Japan…
That+feeling%26%238230%3B
That feeling…
I+need+to+tell+you+a+secret.
I need to tell you a secret.
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Uncanny.
Uncanny.
Giving+gum+to+a+friend+is+like+a+drug+deal.
Giving gum to a friend is like a drug deal.
Lessons+from+Disney.
Lessons from Disney.
Corgi+heaven.
Corgi heaven.
Hipster+Pocahontas.
Hipster Pocahontas.
Dogs+should+be+rewarded+for+not+being+people.
Dogs should be rewarded for not being people.
Transformers.
Transformers.
Cupcake+Chemistry.
Cupcake Chemistry.