Spring rolls are unpredictable, essentially.
War is on par with Hell.
A biblical representation of an angel, apparently.
Bring me something nice!
This cannon interests me.
I’ll bring the tub of Gif.
The life of a cuppa.
Six year olds are pretty scary, too.
You’ve been disclaimed.
Can I have some choky malk, please brotha?
I disappoint myself relentlessly.
When Professors check in.
California – A Guide
We come in peace, probably…
I had a stimulus check… had.
Because I wouldn’t get caught dead going for a run…
A story of the time we were born…
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I should kill the husband, he’s being a dick.
Quiz: Do you have ebola?
I’m not doing anything…
This is me ever since football started
Stop hiding cables.