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The Abridged Christmas Carol

The Abridged Christmas Carol
Don’t do meth.
Don’t do meth.
Just because.
Just because.
Google+ would never let this happen.
Google+ would never let this happen.
PEW PEW PEW!
PEW PEW PEW!
Yo is dis my…
Yo is dis my…
Ms. Swan.
Ms. Swan.
Droids?
Droids?
Genius marketing team.
Genius marketing team.
You must like this.
You must like this.
Portal.
Portal.
It’s going to be a long trip.
It’s going to be a long trip.
The Element of Surprise.
The Element of Surprise.
Profound. Thank you Japan.
Profound. Thank you Japan.
Profound words.
Profound words.
Hawt.
Hawt.
She+was+expecting+the+bakers+dozen.
She was expecting the bakers dozen.
Spot+on%2C+mate%21
Spot on, mate!
I+still+think+about+you+sometimes%2C+Pluto.
I still think about you sometimes, Pluto.
He%26%238217%3Bs+trying+his+best.
He’s trying his best.
Join the conversation
I+would+torrent+that+reboot%26%238230%3B
I would torrent that reboot…
I+could+go+for+a+few+pints%26%238230%3B
I could go for a few pints…
And+he+loved+them%2C+every+one.
And he loved them, every one.
You+have+been+subscribed+to+Barn+Owl+Fact%21
You have been subscribed to Barn Owl Fact!
I+really+don%26%238217%3Bt+care%2C+do+you%3F
I really don’t care, do you?
Amy%2C+your+mother+is+calling%26%238230%3B
Amy, your mother is calling…
He+had+a+thing+for+cankles%26%238230%3B
He had a thing for cankles…
U.S.+Flag+but+each+star+is+scaled+proportionally+to+their+state%26%238217%3Bs+population+and+geographic+location+%28roughly%29.
U.S. Flag but each star is scaled proportionally to their state’s population and geographic location (roughly).