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everyone knows alligators love bagels

everyone knows alligators love bagels
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
You are the buns to my burger.
You are the buns to my burger.
Shoot your shot, sis.
Shoot your shot, sis.
Zoos in India take care of their own.
Zoos in India take care of their own.
*subtly angry Irish accent*
*subtly angry Irish accent*
Dinosaurus around the world.
Dinosaurus around the world.
I remember…
I remember…
Ricky we’ve been over this…
Ricky we’ve been over this…
THATS ILLEGAL!
THATS ILLEGAL!
The gatos are calling…
The gatos are calling…
Now that’s what I call nostalgia.
Now that’s what I call nostalgia.
RIP In Peace, old friend.
RIP In Peace, old friend.
*tweets nonchalantly*
*tweets nonchalantly*
Beds are not made for the giraffe.
Beds are not made for the giraffe.
Build a foundation for success.
Build a foundation for success.
Occupy+Mordor.
Occupy Mordor.
FUUU+Fighters.
FUUU Fighters.
Words.
Words.
I%26%238217%3Bm+great+in+bed%26%238230%3B
I’m great in bed…
Join the conversation
Drive+with+culture.
Drive with culture.
Am+I+the+only+one%3F
Am I the only one?
This+is+why+high+heels+hurt+your+feet.
This is why high heels hurt your feet.
The+effects+of+global+warming.
The effects of global warming.
T-Rex+hates+pushups%26%238230%3B
T-Rex hates pushups…
I+hate+humans.
I hate humans.
Tip+like+a+boss.
Tip like a boss.
I+think+it%26%238217%3Bs+an+E.
I think it’s an E.