Alarm clocks for the simple.

comrade cat

there were no witnesses

it was just a misunderstanding

adding to my vernacular

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

hippotato

what fish think when you’re fishing

don’t even think about it, garfield

forever 31

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

and the answer is?

good luck, punks

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

ancient simpsons