*has underwear that lasts longer than the Confederacy…*

not all birds should be allowed to sing at 5 am, that’s all i’m saying

this may be the most important service dog of all time. so floofy!

in space, nobody one can hear you in space

some people have no reason to fear being hacked and are proud of it

if pikachu doesn’t have insurance then there’s nothing the american medical institution can do

he was named pants because he always wore pants

can you name all 4 movies in the collage that feature the rock in the jungle?

am i getting angrier as i get older or is everyone just getting more annoying?

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

Looking back on it, Johnny Bravo may not have been aimed at kids

ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice

dog with a child allergy

i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?

calling in thicc to work tomorrow

vampires can see themselves in modern mirrors