This post sponsored by Bear Grylls.

This post sponsored by Bear Grylls.

I bet you never knew that Cassowary eggs are green.

I bet you never knew that Cassowary eggs are green.

The Richards go in boxes, the gatos go in bowls.

The Richards go in boxes, the gatos go in bowls.

What a time to be alive…

What a time to be alive…

Seems the first amendment may have been reprioritized…

Seems the first amendment may have been reprioritized…

T-shirts with little strawberries on them are so in this year.

T-shirts with little strawberries on them are so in this year.

Words

This plastic cup was thrown into the sea circa 1976.

This plastic cup was thrown into the sea circa 1976.

Alain Robert was more goat than man, arguably.

Alain Robert was more goat than man, arguably.

My precious…

Grans whom ride the whip with strangers.

Grans whom ride the whip with strangers.

Social distancing level 439932.

Social distancing level 439932.

You might wonder what your tax dollars are used for…

You might wonder what your tax dollars are used for…

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

Do you want trust issues? Because this is how you get trust issues…

Do you want trust issues? Because this is how you get trust issues…

Let’s do this, gang.

Let’s do this, gang.