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Thoughts and prayers for the dress

Thoughts and prayers for the dress
it’s a malaphor
it’s a malaphor
he knows he’s a legend
he knows he’s a legend
caught bread-handed
caught bread-handed
Protect betty white at all costs
Protect betty white at all costs
well played, hooman
well played, hooman
deliveries expected monthly
deliveries expected monthly
remember this scene? Here’s how it was filmed
remember this scene? Here’s how it was filmed
this kid is asking the right questions
this kid is asking the right questions
double edged insult
double edged insult
grandpa throwing shade. lol
grandpa throwing shade. lol
exactly how i feel every time
exactly how i feel every time
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
i believe it
i believe it
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
The moral of this story is not about patience. smh
The moral of this story is not about patience. smh
May+the+odds+be+ever+in+your+favor
May the odds be ever in your favor
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+you%26%238217%3Bve+done+this.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Not+all+heroes+wear+capes.+Some+simply+produce+the+capes.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some simply produce the capes.
%2Asends+him+more+money%2A+%26%238211%3B+Somebody%26%238217%3Bs+gran%2C+probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
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Mandy+Patinkin+appreciates+the+gift+of+life.+%5B1%3A12%5D
Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]
I+could+read+a+gaggle+of+books+here.
I could read a gaggle of books here.
Birds+visiting+humans+stuck+in+cages.
Birds visiting humans stuck in cages.
Worth+it+%26%238211%3B+every+grammar+nazi+everywhere.
Worth it – every grammar nazi everywhere.
This+is+bipartisanly+worrisome.
This is bipartisanly worrisome.
Hey+bartender+hit+me+with+a+double%26%238230%3B
Hey bartender hit me with a double…
It%26%238217%3Bs+really+not+that+hard%2C+guys
It’s really not that hard, guys
The+footprints+of+dinosaurs%2C+circa+240+million+years+ago+in+southern+CO.
The footprints of dinosaurs, circa 240 million years ago in southern CO.