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fatherly foretellings

…they never blame the cat.
…they never blame the cat.
Me flirting…
Me flirting…
Words.
Words.
Problem?
Problem?
Mom and pups.
Mom and pups.
The evilest thing I can imagine…
The evilest thing I can imagine…
That awkward moment…
That awkward moment…
If this is going to be a Christian nation…
If this is going to be a Christian nation…
Bazinga!
Bazinga!
Oh, you don’t want these eggs?
Oh, you don’t want these eggs?
My Fitness Plan
My Fitness Plan
The soft drink borders.
The soft drink borders.
Faith in humanity restored.
Faith in humanity restored.
Roses are Pantone 1925C
Roses are Pantone 1925C
Some people are mean…
Some people are mean…
Checks+out%26%238230%3B
Checks out…
Motivational+burgles.
Motivational burgles.
%C3%A2%C5%93%C2%A8millennials+do+the+darndest+things%C3%A2%C5%93%C2%A8
✨millennials do the darndest things✨
Plant+lives+mattered.
Plant lives mattered.
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Words.
Words.
Bae%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+Netflix+and+chilllllll.
Bae… it’s Netflix and chilllllll.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+differ%26%238217%3B%CB%9Cnt+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a differ’˜nt vibe to it…
Face+psalm%26%238230%3B
Face psalm…
Playing+dead+with+bears%26%238230%3B
Playing dead with bears…
The+Universe+is+Kinky%2C+etc.
The Universe is Kinky, etc.
Burn+them+all%2C+every+one.
Burn them all, every one.
American+measurements+are+on+point.
American measurements are on point.