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Worked at a theater, can confirm.

Worked at a theater, can confirm.
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
It’s only twice a year…
It’s only twice a year…
National Park Service
National Park Service
My wife is so much better looking than me…
My wife is so much better looking than me…
EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN
EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
One of us! One of us!
One of us! One of us!
Dog Shower Thoughts
Dog Shower Thoughts
Fresh pressed apple juice.
Fresh pressed apple juice.
This is getting saucy.
This is getting saucy.
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
The speed of time is exactly one second per second.
The speed of time is exactly one second per second.
Dieting
Dieting
My barista is deaf.
My barista is deaf.
Beware, the vacuum.
Beware, the vacuum.
how+i+spend+my+time+during+a+zoom+call.+this+chart+is+accurate
how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate
gravity+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+exist+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+a+goat
gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat
toast+and+butter+is+an+everyday+phase
toast and butter is an everyday phase
new+job+opportunity+%26%238211%3B+unfortunately+it+lacks+upward+mobility
new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility
Join the conversation
how+to+make+your+house+smell+like+pillsburry+dough+butt
how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt
even+einstein%26%238217%3Bs+marriage+was+relative.+It+consumed+his+life
even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life
who+pooped+the+bed%3F+sounds+like+an+it%26%238217%3Bs+always+sunny+in+philadelphia+episode
who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode
how+to+beat+someone+at+chess+when+you%26%238217%3Bve+never+played+before
how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before
the+story+of+how+this+woman+became+an+archaeologist+is+amazing
the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing
wind+up+smart+car+%26%238211%3B+for+when+you+run+out+of+gas+but+still+have+a+block+to+go
wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go
modern+parenting+%26%238211%3B+resisting+the+urge+to+throw+your+child+in+the+squishmallow+display
modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display
It+all+sounds+awful+until+you+remember+that+statistically+flying+is+still+the+safest+form+of+travel
It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel