Everytime Christmas is mentioned in November, Santa is forced to execute another elf

Yes I’ll pose for your 200 Instagram followers, Karen.

Any day now.

DOGE! DO THE PROTEC! – Squirrel, probably.

The problem is not so much with the science…

Renaissance Fairs Are Infectious

OHHHH the farmer and the cowman should be friends…

How Kids Cough – aerosol on brick.

This Guy Built A Special Bike So He Could Keep Cycling With His Alzheimer Laden Wife. Buckle up baby!

I’ll take the virus, thanks.

This post was fact checked by Mark Zuckerberg themself.

In alternate reality… potentially.

1337 zoom hax

Is it really breaking news if we saw it coming from a kilometer away?

Good job, damn near everyone else…

Bored Billionaire Bezos