Everytime Christmas is mentioned in November, Santa is forced to execute another elf

Idaho residents put coffins on the steps of the capitol to protest the faith-healing exemption which allows parents to deny children medical care.

Something something Obamacare

Doug had a terrible day.

Me Laying Down Trying To Sleep At Night…

When you order the wrong Drake.

World Ginger Ale Appreciate day.

Don’t fight it.

I was born a sinner.

Salsa is the best part

Meet Anthony Borges, 15. He used his body to hold a classroom door shut, protecting 20 other students inside as the gunman fired through the door, hitting him five times.

To all whom died.

whom?

Am I in Europe?

CHEESE

Oh, how the tides have turned…