Nah you good
you almost sunk my battleship
i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually
that’s showbiz, baby!
a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously
i live my life with no regrets
this joke is horseshit
Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?
and now so do i
silent, like the p in pterodactyl
Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol
i know how capitalism works
tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out
more stores need this on display
you know the move
Adventures of pupper
Ed Sheeran incarnate.
I am not a smart man…
My spidey senses are a little off….
Join the conversation
Neato facts about space and such.
Too close for missiles, goose; I’m switching to guns….
Cream hitting coffee loves like a nuclear bomb. God I love coffee.
Keanu Reeves stealing a camera from the paparazzi
Teachers change lives.
Getting rid of Facebook, the easy way.
The purge: Retail version
Avoid monkeys at all costs.