Sometimes I surprise myself!

Sometimes I surprise myself!

Be more specific next time. – All my love, Jesus

Be more specific next time. – All my love, Jesus

Tiger spa day.

Guns and abortions.

Guns and abortions.

I like my coffee dark and bitter.

I like my coffee dark and bitter.

Then I was like babe I ain’t no cheetah

Then I was like babe I ain’t no cheetah

Stephen Hawking enjoying zero gravity

Stephen Hawking enjoying zero gravity

Are we adults?

Don’t trust it if you don’t want them…

Don’t trust it if you don’t want them…

Proud papa

Waiting for the iron to drop.

Waiting for the iron to drop.

Running Out of Quarters

Running Out of Quarters

Wurst advice ever.

Wurst advice ever.

Image of Saturn’s rings taken from the Cassini spacecraft

Image of Saturn’s rings taken from the Cassini spacecraft

Go ahead, make my, day.

Go ahead, make my, day.

PETA slays mammals after all…

PETA slays mammals after all…