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i’ve been fired four times this year

i've been fired four times this year
Roommates are the würst.
Roommates are the würst.
Fill’r up!
Fill’r up!
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
Nobody owes you a smile.
Nobody owes you a smile.
We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.
We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.
And you will never be able to delete it.
And you will never be able to delete it.
dam[m]it
dam[m]it
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals.
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals.
They’re illusions, Michael…
They’re illusions, Michael…
Please support The Cornelius Foundation
Please support The Cornelius Foundation
Gracias homie.
Gracias homie.
Let the games begin!
Let the games begin!
That box ain’t right… – Doge, probably.
That box ain’t right… – Doge, probably.
Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.
Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.
It would be California man…
It would be California man…
A+life+without+dual+monitors.
A life without dual monitors.
Close+enough
Close enough
Swearing+in+America
Swearing in America
no+its+becky
no its becky
Join the conversation
My+mother%26%238217%3Bs+thought+process
My mother’s thought process
Autograph+factory.
Autograph factory.
Hey+kids%26%238230%3B
Hey kids…
Was+looking+for+a+yearbook+quote+when+I+came+across+this+gem.
Was looking for a yearbook quote when I came across this gem.
Starbucks+in+a+nutshell
Starbucks in a nutshell
Don%26%238217%3Bt+be+an+hero
Don’t be an hero
When+you%26%238217%3Bre+meant+to+be+cleaning.
When you’re meant to be cleaning.
Life+is+not+a+fairy+tale
Life is not a fairy tale