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The Metric System
The Metric System
Makes sense to me!
Makes sense to me!
Stay woke
Stay woke
Email client of death
Email client of death
don’t wake me
don’t wake me
My dog is horrified that it’s her birthday
My dog is horrified that it’s her birthday
Morgan Freeman showing Oprah he’s not Samuel L. Jackson
Morgan Freeman showing Oprah he’s not Samuel L. Jackson
Found Windows Vista at Walmart tonight
Found Windows Vista at Walmart tonight
Ron doesn’t do contracts.
Ron doesn’t do contracts.
A plea to the brain
A plea to the brain
I brought you this!
I brought you this!
Apologies from Zuck with love
Apologies from Zuck with love
Words
Words
I’m not comfortable with any of this.
I’m not comfortable with any of this.
Priorities
Priorities
Words.
Words.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
Join the conversation
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…