% Feeling Lucky? %

cry me a table

cry me a table
Never ask a cat its weight
Never ask a cat its weight
The tiger won
The tiger won
*looks at clock with contempt*
*looks at clock with contempt*
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
not looking forward to 2038
not looking forward to 2038
I’ll see myself out
I’ll see myself out
*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*
*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*
They really slashed their prices
They really slashed their prices
aggressive petting
aggressive petting
hungry hungry hannibal
hungry hungry hannibal
No couple should be this comfortable with each other
No couple should be this comfortable with each other
I’d make the same decision
I’d make the same decision
2021 trying to top 2020 for worst year ever
2021 trying to top 2020 for worst year ever
follow the clues
follow the clues
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
quick%2C+someone+call+cupid
quick, someone call cupid
don%26%238217%3Bt+leave+steve+hanging
don’t leave steve hanging
Join the conversation
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
left+swipe
left swipe
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
so+the+interview+went+well%2C+then%3F
so the interview went well, then?
%2AGrabs+red+ranger+mask+from+closet%2A
*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
there%26%238217%3Bs+no+such+thing+as+a+stupid+ques%26%238230%3B+never+mind
there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind