fingerpainting friend

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

When you gotta go, you gotta go

When you gotta go, you gotta go

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

just one?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point