not every idea is a good idea

this is my emotional support steak

royale burrito with cheese

algebra is like onion pie

jurassic park holiday special

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

the more you drink, the more political you get

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

bring back the cats!

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

the power of positive affirmations

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

this is how i became the fun uncle

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over