Hey Artie… You’re going to be a big sister!

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

this is how many sides a circle has

this is how many sides a circle has

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

toast and butter is an everyday phase

toast and butter is an everyday phase

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway