Dogs are cooler than kids, prove me wrong.

Bald guys are hot

Firefighters, right now, are protecting Leavenworth, WA. They are posted every 100 yards looking for hot spots that jump the river.

Stop Talking.

Playing video games after a 17 year hiatus.

Happy to talk.

Summer in England.

Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn’t expecting this.

This is called a planetarian watch. It is beautiful.

I’m good in bed.

When I’m trying to come across as classy on a date.

Everything lime green is evil.

Smashed potatoes.

Look at my drawing, dad!

Ma, I’m gay.

Monty Python is absolutely the best.