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metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end

goblins don’t watch netflix

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

the coolest dog at the bar